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One hander

Refers to a book of the romance genre that woman read with one hand, to leave the other hand free for self-pleasing as they enjoy their reading.
Ah, I see you got another one hander at the bookstore today. I'm guessing your curtains will be drawn tonight, eh?
by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025
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An Easy One

Hym "Here's an easy one. In the bathroom. I'm not even actually pooping! Stabstabstab! Child stab! Hehehehehehehe....."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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Hole in One

"Bro, you know Roxanne from accounting? Hole in one, my brother."
by Celeritas 13 September 12, 2020
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Robbing one out

When you are overcome with excitement at seeing DJ Rob live that you are forced to masturbate
Friend 1: Hey I heard about your break up, what happened?
Friend 2: My girlfriend caught me Robbing one out just before heading down to the local
by Justdatiler January 18, 2022
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No one is coming to save us

Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.
Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"
by Hym Iam February 28, 2025
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Hold One

a prepositional phrase refering to ones sexual preference.(usually Homosexual).
I believe Andrew would HOLD ONE til the swelling goes down.
by andy56 February 23, 2009
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