i love you

The three words that boys use to get into a girl's pants.

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Aww I love you too!
Boy: Can we have sex now?!?!?

by seth_cohen_fan January 14, 2006

True Love

A lie.

“I thought she was the one, she said I was her true love.” Jenna cried and Talia hugged her best friend.

by Ilovetwopeoplehelp July 29, 2018

Love

A figment of our imaginations.

"Man I really love this person."
~ Every fifth-grader ever

by Red-dy as ever October 25, 2019

dominated love slave

a kick ass green day song from one of thier better old albums not the shitpiddling "american idiot"

"i wanna be your dominated love slave, i wanna be the one who takes the pain, you can spank me when i do not behave, slap me in the forehead with a chain" etc. :D :D :D :D :D

by Captain Bluebear February 5, 2005

frothy love pudding

Sean Connery-esque term for a pleasantly milky and tumescent vagina.

"I stuck my purple-headed warrior in her frothy love pudding." Probably Sean Connery

by Biggles B. Woggledick October 20, 2015

I am love

homophobes hate it when you post this on their user profile/facebook/etc.

(alt+3 to make a heart, use the 3 on the numpad)

I am forever.

Forever love.

♥(insert your name)

or

I am love.

♥(insert your name)

by 88mitsu October 27, 2011

Welsh love spoon

A dildo.

My wife lives her new Welsh love spoon.

by Brother Matthew October 16, 2017