Texan Cock Soccer

Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana

Sam: “hay john, do you wanna play some Texan Cock Soccer?”

John: “what the fuck”

by Pogo the Clown? November 12, 2019

Ice Cock Challenge

It's simple. Take some ice and put it in your underpants, next to your cock and try to survive this shit without getting your pee frozen.

Look at Blitz, he did the Ice Cock Challenge.

by Knife Rape December 2, 2019

tic tok cock

When a boy has such a small cock

Whqt up tic tok cock

by Hongpong December 11, 2019

cock butter jamcicle

A creamy frozen sweet summertime treat made of cock butter jammed with goodness on a stick.

Boy, it's hot! I sure wish I had a cock butter jamcicle to cool me off! Those hit the spot.

by Rhondi420 December 13, 2019

Blockbuster and cock thruster

Do I even need to explain

Hey kid,you wanna good Old blockbuster and cock thruster

by Sjfkd April 23, 2018

Office Cock Waffle

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.

Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!

by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018

like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.

It fits like a cock in a sock!

by Neville September 19, 2017