to pull a dschann

to masturbate excessively

did you see megan fox on tv yesterday? i totally decided to pull a dschann last night!

by u.wil.never.find.me.im.a.ninja November 16, 2010

Pulling a Carradine

Performing autoerotic asphyxiation in a closet while wearing womens underwear

Dude....He's Pulling a Carradine, What a sick bastard!

by Jacking it 24/7 November 18, 2010

Pull A Kerry

To crash a gathering of people in a public place simply based on the knowledge of said gathering, not by invitation.

Phil totally tried to pull a Kerry last night. I told him I was on a date at Denny's and he showed up!"

by RCamo November 18, 2010

Pulled a Darren

Scoring below 5% on a test or quiz.

Kid 1: Bruh, I got a 1/50...
Kid 2: Just Pulled a Darren.
Kid 1: Forreal!

by PFEK November 23, 2010

pulling a douchy

to get an erection

Dude, Kristen just walked by, and im totally pulling a douchy right now

Don't pull a douchy at the dinner table.

by Peaches491 November 30, 2009

pulled a tiger

to sleep around with multiple people simultaneously while having an attractive partner, who finds out about all said affairs at the same time and explodes in a rage

OR

you been slammin wholatta hos on the sly and your hot-ass beotch wiggs

he sorry as hell he pulled a tiger!

by GAHCK December 3, 2009

pull a j-chuck

when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls

"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"

A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck

by zongheadluvr December 10, 2009