Wrapped like a mummy

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom

NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy

by Callmedaddy42 December 4, 2020

Hung like a witch

Executed or suicide by hanging. Same as hung like a horse thief, hung like a murderer, or other criminal executed by hanging.

Al DeGuzman is hung like a witch! He hung himself in prison the year after he was going to blow up De Anza College.

by Thomas Bailey June 22, 2008

Looking like a Randy

When a dude is looking like a real new balance wearing,jort wearing, grillin, hot rod button up shirt kind of guy.

Look at that fine specimen of a Man looking like a Randy over there. Just mowed his lawn and now he’s a grillin for the whole damn neighborhood!

by Kev the clown May 6, 2022

Riding like a jockey

An expression referring to when a woman performs the 'cowgirl' sex position enthusiastically, vigorously and for a relatively long time.

"We was up all night, Gazza!"
"She was riding like a jockey !"

by Anterooo November 17, 2023

Like ur cut g

When u like someone’s hair cut and slaps them in the back of the head

Taylor - like ur cut g *slaps head*
Jamal- bruhhh

by OG urban legend October 26, 2020

I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.

I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.

by WBAP December 12, 2021

Act like a Girl/Boy Day

It is a simple thing, every 10th of each month, we do a gender swap, boys act like girls, and girls act like boys, easy right? Wring the boys wll have a tough rule, they have drama to deal with, complaints, have to do their nails, have to look pretty for their boyfriend, boys get an easy one which is pee, poop, work, and sleep while we have periods.

Oh hey its Act like a Girl/Boy day
*Turns into a girl* OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP TYLER, NO ONE LOVES YOU... MY GOD BOYS ARE STUPID *One month passes* Hey boy wanna date?

Oh hey girlllll its time to act like a boy now! Nah, ima pee, shit, work then sleep.

by GreatBaconGamer June 1, 2018