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glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
by defined-ignition April 7, 2022
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bag

Can mean lots of different things in the 'hood, depending on context. Generally speaking, it means to gain access to something that was previously off limits to you. Here are two examples:

1. to steal something, i.e. acquire something illegally
2. to acquire access to a female's contact information, and ultimately have sex with her
1. Bruh, I just bagged me a PS5 - some lick left his whip unlocked!
2. I just bagged that ho's digits, gonna git with her later tonight!
by GoGovs February 15, 2024
mugGet the bagmug.

Tea bag

Is a good funny nick name for a beautiful girl called Abbie
Hi tea bag
by Mcm06 December 9, 2021
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Get in the bag

Quote from the 2013 YouTube video “Christmas with the Villagers 2” created by “Element Animations.” This particular quote is often said by a villager dressed as Santa.
Santa villager: “PLEASE GET IN THE BAG.”
Regular villager: “No, I don’t want to.”
by I’m completely insane March 31, 2025
mugGet the Get in the bagmug.

Douche Bags

You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.
You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.
by Tiger Words January 14, 2017
mugGet the Douche Bagsmug.

garbage bag jingle

When you are planning on very sloppy sex and decide to lay a garbage bag down beforehand. The sound of the bag during sex is the garbage bag jingle.
You guys get after it last night?”
“Yeah it was wild, gave her that garbage bag jingle.”
by Duwmeister April 20, 2018
mugGet the garbage bag jinglemug.

Bag

An item to carry your belongings easily without you needing to hold on to anything, they can take in many forms such as purses, backpacks and etc.

They have also been used for fashion and there are expensive popular shops that are known for their bags such as Gucci.
Sandra: Bob, can I get the Gucci bag?
Bob: What for?

Sandra: I want a bag so I can carry my belongings without me needing to fill my hands
Bob: I'm not stupid but why Gucci's bag?

Sandra: Because these brands such as Gucci is so fashionable and luxurious
by dogandcateatyou April 10, 2022
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