Two brothers that are always trying to get the last laugh and cause really annoing small problems that just piss you off over time.
(Usually only one will get in trouble)
(Usually only one will get in trouble)
(At something important) Where's my kids? Oh yank and pull are chasing each other with sticks over there.
by Mommylovesbigboy September 22, 2019

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a hispanic cartel.
El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a hispanic cartel.
El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

1) showing up drunk at your parents house at 5:30 AM and when your dad says, “You been drinking, son?” You say, “Not since this morning.”
2) Jerking off a guy named Zurawski.
2) Jerking off a guy named Zurawski.
1) Boy... old Neil really Pulled the Zurawski last night.
2) Boy... old Neil really Pulled the Zurawski last night.
2) Boy... old Neil really Pulled the Zurawski last night.
by Raffi_Bomb June 11, 2020

by the real joe March 19, 2017

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.
by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025

by swardy43 February 24, 2019

When one goes to the gym only on mondays, every other week. This individual claims to want to get in shape, but his girl friend rules the roost.
by Jim Skipper February 14, 2018
