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Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.
My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.
by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011
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pull

person that looks like a pig and a bull combined
man that girl u were was totally a pull
by onithekid May 18, 2011
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Pulled a Shelly

To unintentionally "Reply to All" to an email pertaining to a sensitive and/or volatile subject matter with a direct, crass or sarcastic remark intended for everyone but the original sender. The “Reply to All” message is typically formatted in a manner that will embarrass, enrage or baffle the original sender.

Alternatively, the “Reply to All” message can often be an inside joke to all recipients except the original sender leaving the original sender feeling like a douche (see also douche hat, douche face, douche nozel, douche hydrant or, on a completely unrelated topic, see hot pocket because it’s hilarious).
Al - Hey, remember that email I sent you, John, Ted and Bill the other day about how I was going to tea bag Walt’s wife on Walt’s desk because of Walt’s stupid self-righteous email about the TPS Report cover sheets? Well, I totally pulled a Shelly and hit ‘Reply to All’.

Walt – Whoops.

Al – Yeah, whoops. Whatever. I’m still going to drop a hot pocket in that convertible sofa in his office.
by Where's da beef? May 28, 2011
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Pull a Sorenson

The act of talking shit to someone while not being able to back it up. You may call someone a "piece of shit", tell them to go "suck a fatty" or talk more shit, but really, you won't do anything physical. Sideaffects include, but are not limited to; being called a pussy/bitch (etc.), being teased often while knowing you won't/can't do anything about it, get to be a very pissy person, and this phrase also works when you're being a jealous bitch.
Cody: I'm gonna beat Brandens ass again!
Jon: Ok but just don't Pull a Sorenson....
by Pickledick McNugget June 9, 2011
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Pull Material

When a picture of a chick is so fuckin hot that you can masturbate to it.
Dude that pic is hot as fuck. That is definite pull material
by Banga81 August 7, 2011
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Pulling a JOLY

To do something terribly stupid
Today i was caught Pulling a JOLY, i walked into a sliding glass door!
by YOURMOMMMMAAA! September 25, 2011
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Pulling a Maarten

Being absent without letting friends know
A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!
by SAJEMA October 21, 2010
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