Dirty Jared

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.

Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.

by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012

Dirty Stallis

Short for the city of West Allis meaning your smack dab in wam bam you sure got a perty mouth country.

DIRTY STALLIS YO is da bomb digity bla

by Country Crock and butter March 28, 2005

Dirty stephen

When a group of guys all named Stephen get together and pour baked beans on eachother and use it as lube to fuck their master Alan

Dirty Stephen is beautiful

by Masterbeans101 November 20, 2018

Dirty Wendy

When a girl has a male roommate who only washes his bedsheets once a year and the night before he does laundry, she gets liquored up on amaretto sours, sneaks into his room and rides him while wearing his pillowcase as a hood.

That girl still has a rash on her face from when she pulled a Dirty Wendy.

by Dirty Calvin August 17, 2009

dirty Jim

a sex act in which a man or woman licks the toe cheese from between the toes of his or her partner

His breath smelled like shit and vomit because he spent the weekend doing dirty Jims for his girlfriend.

by footfetish101 August 20, 2009

Dirty Girl

A woman who has a high sex drive, doesn't have good hygiene and bad grammar.

Such a shame she is a dirty girl.

by thatswhatyourmamasaid May 29, 2010

Dirty Santa

The act of dipping your balls one at a time into a bottle of milk. The result making your balls look like they have a santa beard.

Hey, did someone Dirty Santa this milk? It tastes like balls.

by jibbs02 November 3, 2009