Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

hairy butt hole

when you wipe your butt hole and the hairs have shit on them and shit gets on your hand

wow angus has a hairy butt hole

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Butt Munch

The act of ingesting a pill orally and inserting a pill rectally simultaneously.

Who's up for a butt munch?
I'm gonna butt munch tonight!

by Spelkyra November 18, 2018

butt slut

When you have anal sexual intercourse, or sodomize someone anally.

Doing the ol' butt slut.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

josh dauley butt cheese facility

A facility owned by Josh Dauley where he milks big black bitches for buttcheese

oh look it that guy work at josh dauley butt cheese facility

by poopybutt4444444 November 29, 2018

Brisket butt

A guy with a long flat butt

That guy a a brisket butt!!!

by Macho cowboy November 30, 2018

butt

some body part located on the backside

my butt exploded

by ubbber December 2, 2018