A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" -
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
by defined-ignition April 08, 2022
Austin punished becky that night for her not obeying him. So austin vigorously Gas N Bagged becky until she knew who's boss.
by Famous XIII April 22, 2017
The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum
by waynestayne February 21, 2016
Noun - a game played by consenting adults where each participant attempts to cover their opponent’s private areas with their bag until one participant yells BINGO to indicate they are claiming victory.
Jonathan introduced Kara to Bag Bingo last night when their country club inadvertently threw away the cornhole boards.
by Varmit55 August 16, 2019
HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!
by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 07, 2021
by Blackwater351 December 29, 2018
by Bbbbs October 02, 2023