Dog

a man who gets bitches and uses them

Edgar is a dog. He gets all the bitches

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Dog

The opposite of God. Unlike God, who created all things at the beginning of time, Dog will only appear at the end, clutching the universe in its jaws, ceasing its motion through the primordial void, and in so doing resulting in the heat-death of the universe.

Dog is widely believed to be God's pet.

by ColourOutofSpace May 25, 2021

dog

Man's best friend

I have a dog that loves me so much.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 23, 2022

Werf Dog

A dog with Premature Ejaculation that is also a Vaginal Viking

"Look, there's a Werf Dog"

by Ophey January 16, 2009

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

bad dog!

no such thing

bad dog! person screamed at the little beagle pup that shat all over the new carpet.

by imneverheather October 5, 2020

Like a dog on wheels

Popular response to any situation no matter how cheery or depressing.

Atli:So i beat this old woman back in 1997
Me:Like a dog on wheels?
Atli:yeah

by Norgle Tinglecrop May 10, 2021