One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.
DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.
by Solid Mantis June 12, 2018
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Plan B One-Step

emergency contraception you take within 72 hours after unprotected sex.
And when you do, there’s Plan B One-Step—the #1 OB/GYN recommended emergency contraception brand.
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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Plan B One-Step

emergency contraception you take within 72 hours after unprotected sex. The sooner you take it, the better it works.
Shop for Plan B One-Step your way: on‑shelf in the family planning aisle or buy online and pick up in‑store or curbside. No ID, no Rx required.
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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thorn in one's cap

If one's occupation turns out to be a thorn in one's cap, one would better quit it.
by uttam maharjan November 29, 2010
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No one is coming to save us

Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.
Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"
by Hym Iam February 28, 2025
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When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!
by Slappdat October 05, 2017
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Stink One

A saying commonly used in New Zealand to express disappointment in somebody, it can also be used whenever someone lets you down so massively, you want to let them know how much they fucked up using just two words.
"Did ya grab me a pie mate?"
"Na"
"Aw, stink one"
by Jackamamie October 21, 2022
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