Self dick loving gay

A man who records themselves having sex and then goes back and watches coz they love their own dick so much

You’d watch your own porn. Your such a self dick loving gay

by Nowivehearditall September 18, 2021

It's okay as long as you gay

When sb is doing some gay shit, but he is actually gay so he is allowed to do it.

Guy1: ey dave sucked a dick yesterday

Guy2: but I heard he is gay
Guy1: oh okay it's okay as long as you gay I guess

by Thegaymasterofcontrol June 6, 2018

Play gay and hit the hay

When a person of one gender has sexual intercourse with a person of the same gender making them a homosexual and then fall asleep immediately after the act.

Tom: "let's Play gay and hit the hay, it will be our little secret"
Bob: "I will Play gay but I'm gone after that"

by Kurses June 10, 2020

Ur mum gay lol

Daddy

Yeet 1:go die in whole
Yeet 2:ur mum gay lol

by Yeeeturmumgaylol October 1, 2020

Gay Sloppy Toppy Story

When 2 bulky men with hairy chests snuggle in bed then end up kissing each others bussys.

"Yo did you hear that Zack and Joey had the Gay Sloppy Toppy Story last week?"

by ratwrap August 17, 2023

It's only gay if your balls touch

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.

Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"

by Figure.10 May 27, 2009

YOUR RICKSHAW SO GAY

Said to an individual who still finds humor in Jopapa jokes.

Dude1: My GF just turned 25
Dude2: But she looks 13 HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude1: YOUR RICKSHAW SO GAY!
Dude2: *dies*

by Anonymous January 24, 2003