Dick Jockey

a female who likes to ride a dick.

Man #1: Dude i heard you girlfriend was a dick jockey.

Man #2: Yep she was riding my dick all night long.

by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009

dick wrangler

One who rounds up dicks for his own use and/or profit.

"Dude, I heard Shawn is a homo!"

"No shit man, that dick wranglers been pulling in the cocks for years. I heard he even sells some of 'em off to his flaming friends!"

by Fortismio September 5, 2005

dick rest

Cleft chin. A dimple on the chin. Chinple.

Kirk Douglas and Chevy Chase both have a prominent dick rest.

by wise voice December 27, 2006

prickly dick

when the side of a mans dick has more hair on it than his balls.

Did you see that prickly dick man on the porno? His dick had so much hair it looked like sideburns on a bald man.

by american bad ass February 10, 2007

Sex Dick

The scent your penis acquires if you go hella' days without cleaning it after sex.

You're in the bathroom urinal. A guy walks up behind you. "Damn, somebody's got that sex dick. Lucky Dodo bitch."

by Da Karate Kd Aka DJ Daniel-San March 10, 2011

vampire dick

The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.

Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.

by dopiwan November 16, 2011

dick socket

A fool. An absolute tool.

Oh fuck him...he's a dick socket anyway.

by Squirrelly May 31, 2004