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Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.
“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”
by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022
mugGet the Bag of Toolsmug.

tool bagging

Pure stupidity at its smartest no matter the amount of tools around one or more morons can't fix stupid.
wow what a bunch of Tool Bagging there is like 20 or so tool bagging's down there
by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014
mugGet the tool baggingmug.

d-bag

An abbreviation used by 11-year-olds instead of "douchebag" so that their parents don't throw a tantrum over the actual word.
My friend, you're such a d-bag!
by ManGroover December 20, 2015
mugGet the d-bagmug.

trashtic bags

I'm out of plastic trash bags. Would you please go buy more trashtic bags?
by Foxygirl71 May 20, 2019
mugGet the trashtic bagsmug.
Some one who is actin like a hoe and doesn't shut there mouth spilled a super TOP secret info and now that info is being spread like peanut butter all over toast.
Me: yo biss who let the cat outta da BAG
Stupid boy: me 😟👉👈
by SwishieSwish November 1, 2021
mugGet the Who let the cat outta da BAGmug.

Bag of chocolate

A bag of chocolate means when a guy doesn't wash his ass, and blames it on chocolate. Mainly Women would use this term to a guy who doesn't wash his ass or wipe well.
Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
by Creamsoda69 July 6, 2021
mugGet the Bag of chocolatemug.

bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum
I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam
by waynestayne September 4, 2016
mugGet the bag jammug.

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