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Do the Schalker

To "do the Schalker," also known as the "Gelsenkirchen Goodbye" (GG), is a specific act of street violence, commonly attributed to FC Schalke 04 Hooligans, which involves brutally kicking a person after they are already on the ground and defenseless. The act itself has no direct connection to the sport of football, but is rather a form of assault often triggered by something as innocuous as the victim taking a photograph.
I thought it was a parade and wanted to take pictures, but they were Schalke Hools who shoved me to the ground and were about to do the Schalker.
by Wenning October 14, 2025
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Do you feel better about your religion or something? THAT is what I want to have a therapist explain.
Hym "Does it make them feel better about it happening to them? What do you get out of doing that? It's gotta be something along those lines."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2025
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Do a CJ

The act of attempting to set a volleyball only for it to fall through the setters hands and hit them directly in the face.
How do you do a CJ every practice? Isn’t your whole job to set the ball?
by LuckyNum7 October 18, 2025
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Also, if they have kids wrongdoing is less bad. They can always just do what Kristi Noem did after murdering a puppy "I have kids! But I have kids though so you can't destroy my life without destroying their's top right?"
Hym "Well I told you it wouldn't only be the criminals didn't I? So I guess someone else's daughter has to die because it's not super important the schizophrenia isn't real and it's just a thing Sam Sedar and, more broadly, YouTube is doing to people. And yes I put a buffer between me and the rest of you because you are stupid and crazy and think they your kids = you doing whatever the fuck you want, upto on including abandoning reason and manufacturing a mental illness and it LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE LIAM PAYNE JUMP OFF A BUILDING TRYING TO KILL ME. I forgot that parents get to do whatever they want. I do not need to sacrifice myself for your kids. You've quoted everything I've written back to me a dozen times already except you keep omitting the part where I said that you can contact me by way of making a video illiciting me to come forward by name. Now, Sam Sedar apparently has a direct feed and can repeat the things I say aloud in my studio apartment live on his show. You need to get the show on the road here. Why they fuck are you trying to drag this out if not explicitly to torture me? 'But MY KIDS!! MY KIIIDS!!!' They wail. But I'm not just going to leave and ignore the fact I'm stalked, harassed, and harvested for labour. I'm not being a slave to your kids you freak. I'm letting you do what you're doing here. Stop trying to take my freedom away or I will take one of your kids away."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
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Do Something

About what? Me!? What am I supposed to do? Is it... Is it child murder? Is that what I'm supposed to do? I mean...
Hym "You're the one who should do something, like, do something about what?"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2025
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To do someone in

The literal meaning of do someone in is to kill someone.

The informal meaning of do someone in is to outperform them in something such as crossing up someone in basketball or a wide receiver juking the cornerback.
Example: Two guys watch Kyrie Irving proceed to do someone in and break their ankles in a basketball game.

One guy says "Damn he just got did in!"
by Orlando-Man October 20, 2025
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