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Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
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Dish Off

An less vulgar alternative to telling someone to go fuck themselves
Jaspar: ‘i fucked your mum
you: ‘dish off you cunt’
by yourhotmothet September 6, 2022
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off the aaron

When you meet a dude named Aaron and start to copy his style, comedy, and personality.

A very specific kind of personality osmosis.
"yo why have you been acting so cool and hot ever since you met that dude Aaron?"

"i don't know dude, i guess im off the aaron"
by Real G Ricky November 22, 2021
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wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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unit going off at Mecca

This can be used in a lot of different contexts. A unit is in reference to the unit bear that’s thicc and “going off at Mecca” means something incredible is happening at an amazing place. A good workout, a party, a job offer (IB or BBM only), a fun event.
Banker one (MS Tech group): “were having a party tonight at 29B, you should come!”
Banker two (GS M&I): “ah man that sounds fun, is it gonna be going off?”
Banker one (MS Tech Group): “yessir, unit going off at Mecca”
by Unitbearalert January 9, 2020
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Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.
The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024
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drunk off the weed

When you're so smacked that you frel drunk
*After smoking*

Me: am i drunk or high?
Kelly:no, you're just drunk off the weed
by AB97 June 5, 2016
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