wear you like a necklace

when taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about

person a: listened to t swifts songs, and one lyric went like wear you like a necklace, umm okay
person b: i want taylor swift to wear me like a necklace
person a: stupid horny fruity gay dumb bitch

by the party don’t start November 5, 2020

you fuck one goat

This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.

An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.

Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by Ageofchronic January 6, 2017

Do You Love Me?

Are you playin' your love games with me?

I just need to know what to do cuz i need your love a lot, come on now, do you love me?

by I'm Old Gregg! January 8, 2009

You Know What They Say

The bigger the sock, the harder the cock.

You know what they say..... the bigger the sock, the harder the cock

by TheDynastyYT March 8, 2018

you smell like cheese

the act of smelling like cheese.

person1: Hey your gay.
person2: yeh but richard you smell like cheese.

by gingerbaz December 8, 2006

beat the bricks off of you

when one sustains an ass-whooping.

ex. Damn nigga, what's up with all the bruises on yo face. That nigga Tyrome beat me down! Damn! that nigga beat the bricks off of you!

by kevin978 September 20, 2013

You got your C

When someone is acting like a total bitch/cuntbag/whore. You tell them that they have earned their "C". If they procede to keep acting in the same manner then they will earn the subsequent letters. The final word will be Carrie. It's like a game of Horse. But instead of missed baskets, it is acts of complete unearned Cunt-ness.

Laurie, why the hell did you just bust me out about not eating your mom's cookies? You got your C.

by Sublime0901 January 19, 2009