Nigger Dick

Having a perpetual not-quite-full hard on for a long period of time, as opposed to the normal shrinkage of an unaroused state.

"Just being around that girl Jenni gives me a case of nigger dick. I'm beatin' off twice a day now!"

by terri7199 February 19, 2009

dick eye

Removing a female's eyeball with your dick, through orbital cavity intercourse.

Holy Shit I accidentally gave my wife dick eye last night while having some hot orbital cavity intercourse!
OR-
I would totally dick eye that bitch!

by surfti310 August 20, 2008

Bear Dick

To Bear Dick someone is to tell a never ending story that includes every boring detail.

Dude Ken called last night Bare Dicked me for what seemd to be hours.

by Dennis September 29, 2004

Indian dick

Scientifically proven that Indian dick is the smallest anywhere on the planet, so small that it made headlines in a BBC article: 'condoms too big for Indian men'. Google it.

Indian men are constantly the laughing stock in their own neighborhood region where Pakistani, Sri Lankan and Bangladeshi men make jokes about the Indian men for their little tool.

The Indian dick is so small it is commonly mistaken for the little native Indian pepper; Naga Bhut Jolokia.

Lady at DMV: Sorry, sir, you are not eligible for the disability placard.
Indian man: But I have the indian dick, it's very small!!!
Lady at DMV: -calls security- get this guy out of here.

Security: Move on pal. -drags Indian man off-
Indian man: BUT I HAVE THE INDIAN DICK!!!!!!

by AngloWarrior June 26, 2012

Fab-dick

Have sex with a girl in the cowgirl position when she is on her period, then, once you have cum, insert your penis into her ass, just a little, but enough to get a little shit on the tip of your dick, the girl then proceeds to "eat" the "fab."

Dude! My bitch just ate my Fab-dick! It was sick bro!

by vickhard October 25, 2009

Dick Asshole

Refers to a certain smell. It's when you walk into a room and someone, maybe a roomate, has made your room smell like the worst of the worse smells. It smells like taking a shit into a pussy with a yeast infection, and then cumming all over it; multiplied by ten.

"Oh my God, it fuckin' smells like dick asshole in here!"
"Holy balls man, yesterday I walked into my room, and it was so obvious my roomate hadn't showered for a week and just fucked his fat girlfriend, because it fuckin' smelled like total dick asshole in there!"

by aclockwork3 July 16, 2008

dick pudding

Chunky, nasty male ejaculation.

Clint: "EWWW....is that dick pudding?"
Torry: "No its blue cheese for my salad"

by Torry December 8, 2005