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don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
by missmeira94 July 25, 2019
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Scouty One

To pull something real fast.

This references the Scout, in team fortress 2, who has a 33% increase in speed, so he is faster than everyone
Girl: “You... were done real fast.”
Boy: “See, I pulled a scouty one on ya.”
Girl: “We are through.”
by LilNibbaVat September 18, 2019
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The Ancient One

An old creature roaming the surf servers looking for its prey.
The Ancient One is coming! Watch out!
Oh no, quick, change to server 4!
by FeuerHydrant22 July 8, 2021
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Easy Hole-in-one

A useful term to describe a whorish real estate agent, especially in Colorado Springs area, who is very large and round in stature, with a booty like a Rhinoceros. She sleeps with anyone who DMs her or buys her a drink.
"Oh yeah, Megan is an EASY Hole-in-one!"
"Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"
by Capt Bangarang December 29, 2023
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One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024
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pogging one out

Example 1:

person A: "yo dude just pogged one out!"

person B: "eww keep that to youself"

Example 2:

"gonna be pogging one out to gay furry porn later tonight"
by 93678983453gh August 28, 2021
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