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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2013
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Doing The Salamander

Rubbing your nipples to sexually entice someone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This term came from FilthyFrank's song "Do The Salamnder"
Guy 1- Hey you know Girl 2?
Guy 2- No what happened?
Guy 1- She was Doing the salamander to Guy 3!
Guy 2- She's really that thirsty?
by e d g e l o r d December 10, 2017
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Doing an Oscar

Either buying Needless gifts or making yourself look like you are doing good where infact you are doing it for gains for yourself
Oh look at him doing an oscar (going away without his family again)
by Binman25 March 10, 2025
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Estádio do Dragão

The best stadium in the world!

Stunning and impressive, the Estádio do Dragão has earned plaudits all over the world and is an unavoidable reference in the sporting and cultural life of the city of Porto.

A great stage of emotions, entertainment and spectacle designed in a singular way, the Estádio do Dragão is a multifunctional model able to accommodate a variety of events, thanks to its dimensions and characteristics. An ecological building, the Dragão is part of an exclusive number of stadiums rated five stars by UEFA and concentrates on environmental certification. The stadium has excellent infrastructure with road and rail access, as well as a direct connection with the Airport Francisco Sá Carneiro, through the Metro do Porto system.

Built in mind for Euro 2004, the stadium was designed by architect Manuel Salgado, with a view in mind to symbolize the clubs historic past and pride in both the city and the blue and white jersey.

The Dragão has a capacity of over 50,000 and has become a new center of Porto with the use of open green space and restructuring the tracks attached to the sports complex into residential and commercial areas.

The inaugural ceremony on November 16 2003 saw FC Porto play their first game in the stadium, against guests of honor FC Barcelona, a contest which the blue and whites win 2-0.
The Estádio do Dragão is an all-seater football stadium located in Porto, Portugal, and the current home ground of Futebol Clube do Porto. It has a capacity of 50,033, making it the third largest football ground in Portugal.
by kronixpt August 30, 2017
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Doing a Leon

Spreading your legs over a toilet, clenching your butt hole, and bending forward while pushing down your penis to aim towards the toilet bowl and jizzing.
Person 1: Hey so did you do your snow dance?
Person 2: No, but I was doing a leon instead.
by JesusIsTheReasonForTheSeason September 3, 2014
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Do a Christina

Masturbate in public and then kill yourself

Named after Christina Revels-Glick, who did this in 2021
by User8 October 19, 2024
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