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god I wish that were me

Any situation that you view online or from a third person and aspire to be one of the active people or objects in that particular situation.
*looking at a terribly animated photo of a baby cradled by a deformed mother*
BigJB21: god I wish that were me
by lukewarmwolf December 20, 2018
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Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."
Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009
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Spin Up Off Me

If a girl aint on shit tell them this cuz it means fuck off
Spin up Off me since u aint talkin about shit
by Big boi 09 September 4, 2009
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Toil Your Thang On Me

The act of rubbing your business suit power pantsed ass on an exposed penie piece. Especially after this said business woman seals a big deal at the office and the boss is a hornball.

Made popularized through Kevin Federline's hit single "Popozao." The line is used primarily 70% of the song.
KFed: Girl, just toil your thang on me, that popozao is fire!
Girl: ::Toils her thang on him all night long::
by CheeWee August 8, 2010
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ya figgin deal me

"did you get the new issue of cosmo with the 5 page spread on...ya figgin deal me?"

"yeah i tried a few of those positions."
by cakehoe August 11, 2008
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imma do me for a while.

Hoe language for saying she's done being a hoe for about a week or two.
Girl 1: imma do me for a while.
Girl 2: how long before you suck dick.
by real.niggas. 21 April 2, 2015
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fuck me till Tuesday

An expression of disbelief.
An expression of disappointment.
An expression of anger.
An invitation to an attractive member of the opposite sex
for a long fun filled weekend.
Horny guy: "Hi, I was standing over there admiring your beauty
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend."
Cute chick: "That sounds interesting, I would love to."
Horny guy: "Let's get started! I want you to fuck me till Tuesday."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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