Big Black Sweaty Meaty Balls

That feeling when yo balls r sweating and you want to lick that sweat off them ass gay as that sounds it's true buddy

TODAY I LICKED MY BIG BLACK SWEATY MEATY BALLS

by Meatenjoyer November 18, 2022

tally hall meatgrinder

a isnt going to five into

DID YOUR KNOW THAT tally hall meatgrinder.

by kiwi276422 August 1, 2023

Check On My Meatloaf

To masturbate.

I'll be right back guys, just gotta go check on my meatloaf.

by popies chicekn September 11, 2023

beateth thine meateth

The Shakespearean way to refer to beating of the meat.

aamir you must stop the beateth thine meateth

by hugepp69420 November 24, 2023

New Jersey Meathook

The act of inserting middle and ring finger into a vagina and “hooking” your fingers back into her gspot and shaking your hand up and down rather than in and out until she squirts.

Didja hear Mike gave Shirley the ole’ New Jersey Meathook last night?

by mars_x3 November 30, 2023

We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024

Angus Wangus Meatloaf

When you are invited over to your male friend’s house for a “dinner party” (which inherently is homosexual), but rather than being presented with a cute home-cooked meal, your male friend (who probably goes by the name of Angus) lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “someone has gotta eat this meatloaf!”

Hey there, blank/Angus. I know you were going to host a dinner party, but all I ask of you is that you do not serve up Angus Wangus Meatloaf!

by dbfluffypuppy March 5, 2024