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european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
mugGet the european soldier bagmug.

twerk bag

A girl with so little athletic ability that she can't even twerk. Usually plays volleyball, but sucks at it.
Dude, Katie Cox is such a twerk bag!
by Calefish January 20, 2014
mugGet the twerk bagmug.

saddle bagging

The process of wrapping another man's sack around your dick with one ball on one side and one ball on the other and stroking until climax
My boyfriend's ass was hurting too much so we had to settle for saddle bagging
by The Real Dwobbit May 26, 2018
mugGet the saddle baggingmug.

bag

Get it away from me!
Oh no! Lillie's bag! Pew!
by jwboo3 May 11, 2017
mugGet the bagmug.

bean bag gamer

A gamer, a person who plays games who is sat atop of a bean bag in which is a bag filled with beans that is used as a cushion for most gamers.
"Do you want to play on my playstation?"
"No, you are a bean bag gamer.
by bean bag gamer September 19, 2021
mugGet the bean bag gamermug.

banana bag

The (cooler) equivalent to a fanny pack, also known as bum bag or waist bag.
It's not a fanny pack mate, it's a banana bag.
by eusouoperigo January 9, 2024
mugGet the banana bagmug.

E-bag

A nice way to call a person with the first name that starts with the sound "e" (such as Ian) a d-bag.
yo! e-bag! whats poppin!?
by Lexxxie! May 21, 2008
mugGet the E-bagmug.

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