A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.
The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011

A girl with so little athletic ability that she can't even twerk. Usually plays volleyball, but sucks at it.
by Calefish January 20, 2014

The process of wrapping another man's sack around your dick with one ball on one side and one ball on the other and stroking until climax
by The Real Dwobbit May 26, 2018

A gamer, a person who plays games who is sat atop of a bean bag in which is a bag filled with beans that is used as a cushion for most gamers.
by bean bag gamer September 19, 2021

by eusouoperigo January 9, 2024

A nice way to call a person with the first name that starts with the sound "e" (such as Ian) a d-bag.
yo! e-bag! whats poppin!?
by Lexxxie! May 21, 2008
