One eyed whistle

I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.

by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017

One-upper

The phrase used to describe the consumption of drugs (particularly MDMA) orally usually in the parachute form done by placing the substance in a small piece of toilet paper or similar material and consuming with a drink usually alcoholic or juice.

I’m probably going to do a one-upper with this M, it lasts way longer.

by Wolfraider May 17, 2020

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025

Rule Number One

$Always look cool." Invented and written originally by Ardicio Galvao.

What is rule number one?

by Rfail1988 January 20, 2020

one of the legends from the ff after dark

otherwise known as Sharkbait, he is the most thoughtful person who will most likely find a veebs, he is obsessed with alcohol specifically white claw and a man named preston he is a bit gay he also LOVES jacob sartorius!!!

person 1: whos unemployed?
person 2: sharkbait, one of the legends from the ff after dark!

by jakepaul4ever July 31, 2019

One Nickel Pickle

slang for, "a very inexpensive male prostitute."

50cent is so cheap that if he was a prostitute, his nickname would be the One Nickel Pickle.

by Mini Mii August 28, 2012

One O'Clock Thought

where you wake up at 1 O'Clock and masterbait to porn

Hey your my very special "One O'Clock Thought"

by D3M0N1C_MU51C April 20, 2018