martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. she went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻eeeer🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

when you're so bored you type tiktok comments into urban dictionary

comments of a tiktok video addressing cyberbullying:

pinkfluffy873: omg so good

rogerthesimp90: Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

by P R I M A D O N N A G I R L June 16, 2020

Who Dog

A cylindrical tube of meat, consisting of a variety of animal parts, sandwiched between two pieces of bread commonly referred to as a "Who Dog bun". Widely considered to be a staple of the American diet, the "Who Dog" first garnered its name after inventor, Daniel Desario, boldly began warming one over a barbecue prior to a Who concert in the early 1980's.

"Would you like a Who Dog before the big show?"

"Oh, no thanks, I'm a vegan. What is a hoo-dog anyways?"

by Schmoop-a-loop February 1, 2010

Snack dog

Diminutive, usually purebred dogs that look like they could be swallowed whole. Sometimes spotted in women's purses.

Check out that Saint Bernard sniffing the Chihuahua. Looks like he's found himself a snack dog.

by braains June 18, 2009

pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

by PCPuss June 30, 2009

diddley dog simple

Something really easy to finish or complete

This project is diddley dog simple, so you should be able to get it done ASAP.

by colbyco July 12, 2009

There was this dog...

How the greatest excuse of all time begins. Which Can be used for almost any thing and is almost never finished.

1.
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."

2.

Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."

by Diepiedie April 10, 2010

ten dogs down

Busted ugly. Can't even believe she's rockin that kinda face. You know the kind fellas.

That buttaface down in Longwood? Body's slammin but her face be ten dogs down, yo.

by J Peezie February 25, 2010