heafty bag

Heafty bag giant condom

A heafty bag is for people with huge dicks

by Urgent6hzhgz April 20, 2017

man amongst a bag of dicks

A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.

Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.

by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024

douche bag

vitaliy tkach.

douche bag treats women like shit.

by victimofshittyguys May 27, 2022

Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

To bag

To cancel doing something.

Sorry LindAH I got to bag on going to the gAHden with you tonight. My ma is havn’ Sunday dinnAH.

by bostongirl01 September 13, 2023

Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.

My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Angelas Tea Bag

When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.

OMG Becky, someone didn't flush the toilet and left a Angelas Tea Bag sitting there waiting for me.

by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019