cooper likes over-aged women

cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman

Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much

by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025

what yall coochie smell like

synonymous to the phrase "hi how are you"

*epic nerd joins discord server*
epic nerd: what yall coochie smell like
kawaii girl: a lil fishy today ngl

by feetwave February 3, 2025

Lazar-like

To do or say something EXTREMELY fuckin dumb or annoying

John - "I'm gOwOnna stab yUwUo~"

Tim - "God you sound so Lazar-like right now."

by SadFemboy February 6, 2025

look just like buddy holly

when you look just like buddy holly

weezer

guy 1: who do i look like?

guy 2: you look just like buddy holly!

by big chunky boi February 11, 2025

Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025

VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Smoking Bambú Feels Like I Am Smoking Backs Out Here.

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😱: Smoking Bambú Feels Like I Am Smoking Backs Out Here.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025