DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 1, 2022

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

To do a Cunado

The act to meet a girl, leave your country and have a baby in less than 6 weeks

Did you hear about Bernard? He made a Cunado again but this time in Brazil !

To do a Cunado

by Firenz March 5, 2022

I'd do that all day

When something is such a good deal or idea that you would gladly take it at any time

Them: $500 a month utilities and internet are included
You: I'd do that all day!

by TonyDanza123 March 7, 2022

Just Be Doing Stuff

informal
phrase

Engaging in random, often unimportant, unspecified, or routine activities without a clear purpose or goal.

Alternate definition: Staci Nicole Ward

“You just be doing stuff.”

by cooki3saregreat September 21, 2025

Keep doing it

My OFFICIAL position on the Charlie Kirk shooting. I know have touched on it a couple of times but here it is:

Hym "Keep doing it. Keep doing it and record it while you do it and we can make a bunch of moneys! It'll be funny! Ah-ha! Yeah, guys. Keep doing it. It's good for them. They get to go to heaven immediately... And... Everybody wins. It's a win-win for everybody. Keep doing it. Do it now. Do it twice. Do it in the morning. Do it in the evening. Do it again."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2025

Doing the Splits

means to bow down or split your morals to get money. Mostly used against women who speak their mind and people do not agree

Another day and another “legend” doing the splits on it for the yearly TKO gift basket… 🥱

by thelostcauseofwords September 24, 2025