I don't give a nipple

A term used for when you don't care about something, but want to be a little more creative when saying it

Guy 1: Hey dude i just ate the most delicious thing the other day.

Guy 2: I don't give a nipple

by nippleface33 April 2, 2013

dot the i's and cross the t's

A workplace equivalent of "the dog ate my homework"
Often used by smooth talking business semi-professionals, who repeatedly fail to meet deadlines for producing important documents or reports.

"It's imperative to ensure we dot the i's and cross the t's. This attention to detail changes slacking to stacking, in terms of paperwork output"

by scattybird August 4, 2018

I think that's a you problem.

A cleaner way to say "I didn't cause this, you did bitch." Sometimes used when you are boiling with anger but are in front of someone but do not want to say anything bad so you just fabricate this sentance.

Person 1; Dude why the hell did you not help me cheat during the test?!!? I failed all cause of you!
(Person 2's christian friends are watching)
Person 2; Shut the fuck u- I think that's a you problem.

by Your own personal fuckface September 15, 2020

i railed ur mom

the things more 11 year olds say nowadays as an insult and expect everyone to start fucking crying after they say it

i railed ur mom so hard last night

shut the fuck up child

by Zewen E November 24, 2021

okay i see you

a compliment, used normally when seeing someone on a device

Look at who I pulled dude! *shows picture of girl*
Okay okay i see you

by kittylooser January 17, 2022

OMG I CANT- FR

the classic tween girl phrase used when something is "hillarious" they are wheezing its so cringe you cant even take them seriously like at all. these fucknuts probably beleive in zodiac signs and are in the 6th 7th or 8th grade (probably 9th grade too)

tween: OMG I CANT- FR
me: stop it.

by Lolorator360 December 22, 2021

I can be a bucket for the Knicks

Cochise boasting how he could be a bucket for the New York Knick’s.

I can be a bucket for the Knicks
I can be the center for the Heat
And when it hit the summertime, I might just get the Jeep

by PotentPoise November 20, 2020