One direction

The band that stole millions of hearts. Non-directioners will not understand that they aren't "just a band". They are so much more. They all also fucking liars. It's been 6 years since they went on their "18 month break". Where the FUCK are they now. Anyways we forever miss them but we should know by now that the chances of them reuniting are way way higher than the chance of them getting back together as a band. They are much happier and stress free with their solo careers. Whatever happens, I will still love them because they have impacted me for the rest.of.my.life

"you like one one direction? They suck!"
"Bitch shut yo dumb ass up they 242 awards and 366 nominations id like to see you do better"

by 1Dratatata August 12, 2021

the one who fukd u in da ass

comeback to the boring joke, “who asked”

Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Kevin: the one who fukd u in da ass

by zaworldo August 18, 2021

One Shot

A person who has good aim and is confident they can shoot their shot without missing because they are legendary at whatever it is that they do and can do it blindfolded

Hey man you only get One Shot ! Don’t Miss !!

by 1Shot Duke August 19, 2021

One for Bob

Adjective to describe an obese woman, typically of Scotish heritage and smelling of cheap vodka.

Look there is one for Bob. Hide your haggis rolls hen here is one for Bob

by Fendog8 August 20, 2021

Onning

to go online; to open an application

A: Hey! B, are we going to play?
B:wait, onning

by JOLLYDRADE August 27, 2021

pogging one out

another term for masturbating

Example 1:

person A: "yo dude just pogged one out!"

person B: "eww keep that to youself"

Example 2:

"gonna be pogging one out to gay furry porn later tonight"

by 93678983453gh August 28, 2021

One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.

"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"

by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021