Go to Starbucks

An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.

Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!

by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019

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A horse's head going down the drain

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.

That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.

by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023

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Going to Philly

Your excuse for not going out because you're going to go give oral or have sex with somebody.

Sorry, I can't make it to your birthday party, I'm going to philly.

by Julia_AC September 16, 2015

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go bandit

to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.

After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.

by Billy Us January 22, 2014

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