Bag Of Complaints

Someone who is just yeah a full on bag of complaints like yeah hes a pure frozen pea like full on

John - "u mouldy cunt you're a bag of complaints u are tick boy"
Fella - "Shut ur face dopey"

by hahaLol XDz May 29, 2020

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

On bag

Not on Jah. Not on God. On bag. On your money and clout and bitches.

“I’m going to fuck that bitch bro, and that’s on bag”

by guccihoe666 February 17, 2020

Bagged Lunch

When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.

Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"

by Koogai February 19, 2020

A whole bag of chip

When you think that man is a whole snack but more.

Dang Chris Brown is that and a whole bag of chips

by bmatic2 March 2, 2020

secure the bag

A sentence used when talking about a deal involving an unknown, but probably high amount of money. Used most commonly in music when a specific artist is featured on somebody else's song, or in entertainment in regards to sponsorships and advertisements. "secure" becomes "secured" in the past tense

"I wish 21 Savage wasn't on that DJ Khaled song, but hey, he had to secure the bag."

"Dude, I got an e-mail asking me to do a Raid: Shadow Legends ad a few weeks ago."
- "Did you do it?"
- "Damn right! I secured the bag, y'know?"

by L_? March 10, 2020

Bagged

This term is used to describe stabbing someone in the stomach and sadly making have to poo in a specialised baggy given to you by the NHC

A term commonly used by road-men like this
“He got bagged “

by Dave420blaze March 19, 2020