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Dig Shit

People with speech impediments trying to say dibshit
by Torqi April 16, 2021
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Shit in the urinal

by BlazinChewbacca476 April 23, 2021
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shit runts

Boy: you going to mayah party
Boy#2: shit runts
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Shit Basted

To be basted in shit, typically that of their own creation, as a method of humiliation.
Guys, come watch Adil getting shit basted over here.
by Tim Allen 2.0 April 29, 2021
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fart shit

a person named fart shit
when you fart and shit at the same time
by dohgee April 30, 2021
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Shit stack

When you and your boys shit on each others shits without flushing.
Yo guys that party was crazy we shit stacked all the toilets and caused major flooding.
by gotar4 May 28, 2021
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Shit Tzu

When you are in a long car ride and you need to take a big wet shit
Guy 1: Holy fuck it’s coming
Guy 2: hold it in we are close to the gas station

Guy 1: oh fuck I’m shitting everywhere fuck
Guy 2: holy fuck I got it in my fingers
Guy 1: Let the dog lick it off
Guy 2: Our dog is a Bad breed for shit licking
Guy 1: what breed?
Guy 2: a shit tzu haha get it because the situation we are in is called a shit tzu
Guy 1: *starts aggressively sucking his dick*
Guy 2: oh fuck yes

Guy 1: let me wipe the shit away
Guy 2: fuck that
Guy 1: okay stop the car

Guy 2: we are in traffic
Guy 1: let them crash

Guy 2: start sucking bitch
Guy 1 : why don’t you bring that fat ass over here
Guy 2: no I need your shit covered ass
Guy 1: *starts riding him*
Guy 2: oh fuck I’m cumming
Guy 1: * aggressively jacks off*
Guy 2: daddy chill
Guy 1: gotta get that last nut in before that train hits us
Guy 2: train?
Guy 1: *cums all over himself*
Shit Tzu: kill me
Train: kills all of them
by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023
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