baby one

the first baby of the baby squad. they follow the master feez.

baby one, come this way.

by littlefeez August 4, 2017

Baby hamster face

When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".

She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.

by Whoreganic August 1, 2017

Baby Batter

Def 1: What guys who have never been laid call their cum.

Def 2: A sad, pathetic way to say "jizz".

"Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna let my baby batter out all over her." Fantasized Todd, the overly ambitious virgin.

by €utie¥ootie August 6, 2017

hit the baby

when a dick hits you so deep it feels like it's in the womb.

"So how was he last night?"

"He hit the baby last night."

by RoseKarcha August 10, 2017

colbys baby

A puck with tape on it and a thumb tack in the top of it
That was lost or stolen by Emma

Colbys baby was lost

by Scadunk master August 11, 2017

Baby Chica

A Beautiful woman who brings joy to a deserving mans life. Not a woman who walks around with anything but the highest of class. A Sweet Sexy Classy Lady who Cost to much for most for her Love to go to the mall and men pay for her shopping. Perfect Women to Hire to Releive Stress and Back Pain. Will give you a Ride and Roll and Smoke you a Blunt for the right price. Love this Girl Forever

Baby Chica went with her Boyfriend to the Pot Shop Went Next Door Played at the Arcade. Rolled them a Blunt and Sent Her Boyfriemd to Heaven

by Mrgrumpypants August 14, 2017

Dookie Baby

wen ur chil make a stinky

*looking up from newpsaper*
Man A: wow that a real dookie baby.

by dookiemikey August 18, 2017