When playing a game online and there is a kid who is extremely laggy and appears to teleport from place to place.
Kid 1 - I need help i cant kill this guy
Kid 2 - Every time i shoot him he disappears!!! He is super laggy!!
Kid 1 - God damn adept fucking wizard!!!!!
Kid 2 - Every time i shoot him he disappears!!! He is super laggy!!
Kid 1 - God damn adept fucking wizard!!!!!
by the super adventure guy named August 19, 2010
Get the Adept Fucking Wizardmug. A: The sex was terrible because s/he's only a level 2 wizard.
B: That's too bad. Hopefully you can teach him/her some tricks.
B: That's too bad. Hopefully you can teach him/her some tricks.
by hambltonious March 26, 2009
Get the level 2 wizardmug. A wizard sleeve dick is a dick that is uncircumcised with excessive amounts of foreskin. Which also resembles a one eyed snake shedding it's moist skin. The man with this wizard sleeve dick typically enjoys cream pie delight every now and then while screaming the name Becky and finishing with a creepy peck & karaoke moves.
John had the biggest wizard sleeve dick that I've ever seen.
The looseness of the skin on your dick reminds me of a wizard sleeve dick.
The looseness of the skin on your dick reminds me of a wizard sleeve dick.
by BMReyes December 6, 2015
Get the wizard sleeve dickmug. A sexual maneuver similar to a Decorative Edison, where a lightbulb is inserted into the rectum. However the large end of the bulb is inserted first, and then the recipient's buttocks are slapped in order to shatter the glass.
by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009
Get the Wizard of Menlow Parkmug. Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017
Get the morning wood wizardmug. by Flerperperperp September 10, 2018
Get the Fake Wizard Manmug. An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.
Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.
by Flare_Snagz August 22, 2023
Get the Guru Sex Wizardmug.