May 1st

Get head from your a friend

On May 1st I am getting head from my friend!

by Chris ledger March 28, 2021

May 12th

National Kiss Eli day

Eli: Guess what day it is!
Girl: it's May 12th, is it important?
Eli: it's only the national day to kiss me!
Girl:Well if you insist!

by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022

May 7th

May 7th is the day where you can ask your girlfriend anything and she will have to say yes.

Jacob: hey anne, lets hug!

Anne: why?

Jacob: its may 7th!

Anne: oh right!

by Notyourstepdad May 4, 2022

May 2

The day of the wizarding war two ofc

Harry potter VS voldemort

Raise your wands for all the lives lost on May 2nd

by MiraculourLanaAdrianette April 28, 2021

May 5

This day was when the most beautiful, smart, and loving dancer was born. Whoever’s birthday that is May 5th is an angel. Please give them your love.❤️💕

-Alina Liu
I hope you have a great birthday
May 5th

by Dapper Goat November 22, 2019

May 11th

a very hot taurus was born on this day, they work very hard for where they are now and face problems in the darkness. go and spoil them <33

"Guess what day it is today"
"It's May 11th?"
"Yes, a hot person is born on this day"

by crystalwhore May 27, 2021

May 13th

Give you’re bf love and affection and maybe head if she consents!

Girlfriend-Babe it’s May 13th i love you so much lemme suck you’re dick

by pussydestroyer2012 May 10, 2022