When a man takes a large amount of Crisco and lathers his hands. Next he inserts both hands into a woman's vagina or anus. This is a Russian hand warmer!
1. "Dude, last night I gave this girl the best Russian hand warmer!"
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."
by Rockin'ItAllNight:P February 28, 2012
Get the Russian hand warmer mug.the last stages, deterioration of spirit and flesh, of one's lifespan, mental/esterical/physical signs/symptons of dying and/or last stages of development
by andybleu April 17, 2008
Get the like death warmed over mug.WAMS= What about my salary?
This expression is commonly used by slackers once they have been told that they are in jeopardy of being demoted or even fired.
This expression is commonly used by slackers once they have been told that they are in jeopardy of being demoted or even fired.
After months and months of not doing work, the boss brought it to the attention of the employee that his job was in jeopardy. The employee responded with a sad look on his face saying "What about my salary?" -Wams
by Office Guy0897 January 19, 2010
Get the WAMS mug.by matzah May 25, 2007
Get the alaskan hand warmer mug.When someone wants to turn their back to you, while still intending to pay attention to the person they are with. Frequently used while lying in bed but needing to flip over to the other side.
Lars: Nat, I'm gonna give you the warm shoulder, I just need to flip sides and lay on my left side right now.
Nat: I understand.
Nat: I understand.
by Laleph May 21, 2010
Get the warm shoulder mug.A woman uses the toilet to make a number two and doesn't wipe well. Following this she commands you to perform analingus on her. If you adequately tongue her rear entry she allows you to masturbate in the corner of the bathroom while she ridicules the size of your penis.
So named because; like a warm Pepsi nobody really wants one, but if it all that is being offered you will probably take it.
So named because; like a warm Pepsi nobody really wants one, but if it all that is being offered you will probably take it.
by theATMK January 16, 2011
Get the warm Pepsi mug.A personal lubrican made by Johnson & Johnsons, made to produce warmt sensations in the intimate areas.
Pros: It feels warm in your privates, last for a very long time, doesn't get sticky, ideal for pounding an ass to ashes!
Cons: has a chemical smell, it tastes like shit, wont recomend it for oral sex.
Pros: It feels warm in your privates, last for a very long time, doesn't get sticky, ideal for pounding an ass to ashes!
Cons: has a chemical smell, it tastes like shit, wont recomend it for oral sex.
Put a few drops of KY warming in the tip of you dick and in the lips of her pussy or clit, or in his ass if you're a faggot, and voila! start fucking on fire!
by Moen Doe June 22, 2009
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