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A Mikey Walker

Having a wank or wanking to the 80 percent chance of getting caught
I’m going to have a Mikey Walker/has anyone had a Mikey Walker today/I fancy a Mikey Walker
by Mr pee body January 21, 2019
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stealth walker

A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.
“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”
by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010
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walker/shitbreak

shitbreck/walker is a little fucking maggot, who will never amount to anything in his life.
by TheOne November 30, 2004
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Walker

A amazing guy who has a nice ass and is always trying to show off he is super hot and sweet all around
I need me a walker
by Jabdbnens October 27, 2017
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Walkerism

Walkerism is a philosophy/Ideology forged by the mind of Alexander "The One And Only" Walker that revolves around the capability to unshackle the mind of all irrelevant issues pushed on to you by "The System" from "Space Monkeys". In any form or added idea, Walkerism allows you to grip at what message Alexander Walker is trying to convey usually via his YouTube channel "Walker Wisdom".
Man 1: "My life is much better when I can control my mind."
Man 2: "How's that?"
Man 1: "The ways of Walkerism has taught me true self accountability in order to allow my mind to reach a higher potential."
by anonymous June 16, 2023
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wankerific

One who is the masta of wanking and loves to wank
weinAIR is wankerific!
by Captain B October 31, 2003
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wackerise

the act of making something wack, or uncool
did you hear the reggae remix of Beyonce's song Single Ladies? ... yea man, they totally wackerised it!
by wizdizzle November 21, 2009
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