Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat meat, or any product made by animals. And they are not all crazy like that vegan teacher, infact, they hate her just as much as anyone! I am not vegan, though I don't eat pig, for moral reasons

Person 1 Hi Mrs. Johnson, what's dinner?
Person 2 Turkey.
Person 3 Oh, Person 2 can't eat turkey, she's vegan!
Person 2 Oh, in that case I will make salad, is that okay?
Person 1 Yeah, that's good!

by FluffyPuppy2011 July 29, 2022

accidental vegan

When your best friend is a vegan and you spend so much time together that you share most of your meals and you realize that it's been months since you've consumed anything with meat, dairy, or eggs, and you've basically been eating a vegan diet for months without knowing.

Friend 1: "When was the last time you ate something non-vegan?"
Friend 2: "Um... OH MY GOD YOU MADE ME AN ACCIDENTAL VEGAN!"

by caffeinatedvegan November 15, 2014

Social vegan

A vegan who secretly eats meat but is a vegan for the social status and for the ability to shame meat eaters

Piret is a social vegan

by LLL420 January 8, 2019

THAT VEGAN TEACHER

A stupid bitch that's trying to turn everyone vegan.

Did you hear about THAT VEGAN TEACHER attacking Minecraft YouTubers?

by erwythgdf February 2, 2021

ride it like a vegas whore

Riding or driving something hard and or furiously

If I had that bike I would ride it like a vegas whore

by TSuttles June 10, 2011

Fallout: New Vegas

you are a mailman that cheated death. someone got Chandler of the Friends series from Wish and sent him to shoot your face and bury you alive all while wearing a stylish checker suit. you can kill literally, and i mean literally anyone you want, at the cost of people thinking ur a mean boi. you must find Chandler and kill him.

"hey is that Fallout: New Vegas?"
"yeah, im trying to get every single faction to the 'I AM AN ASSHOLE' status and then im gonna kill chandler."

by 14637956857642236735 May 15, 2021

Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

When you have experience in the sexual activities.

Boy: Hey wanna come to my place?
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)

by RiadBum March 3, 2017