ur mom virgin

what god told jesus when he born

God: Jesus?
Jesus: Yeah?
God: well, ur mom virgin
Jesus: god fucking damn it *dies*

by StormTheDarkLord February 16, 2018

Ur Ancestors Incestors

The most godly term only used by intellectual beings to signify domination any person who uses this is known as the king of abomination

Bill:ur mom gay
Jeff:ur family tree lgbt
Bill:ur ancestors incestors
Jeff:*disinegrates from the inside out and is automatically sent to the depths of hell for enternal suffering and pain*

by JONBIGNXGGA March 28, 2018

ur mum gay

She is lol

Person 1:"I don't like you!"

Person 2:"well ur mum gay."

by Hou se October 23, 2017

Boot up urs

The purposeful placement of one's boot inside another person's anus.

Join us now, or you'll find a boot up urs!

by M. Meursault July 17, 2017

Doing ur mom

The act of having an intercourse with someone's female parental figure.

"Im doing ur mom"

by e3l1it August 11, 2021

ur homie a bronie

The single handed worst thing you could say to someone. This is the reason 90% of wars were started

Ben: ur mom gay
Adam: ur homie a brownie
Ben: every molecule in his body implodes on itself as god slowly disintegrates more and more

ur homie a bronie is the Bain of life's existence

by the legit dictionary April 21, 2018

Ur pappy a nappy

The most DEVASTATING insult in the history of humanity
No one man should hold such great power

Boi 1:ur nan gay
Boi 2:ur granny a tranny
Boi 1:ur dad lesbian
Boi 2: UR PAPPY A NAPPY
Boi 1: (obliterated of the face of the earth)

by :) milo July 11, 2019