by bbnreally November 08, 2010
by Dale aka Milkman aka Ganggreen September 01, 2006
A person who, in what is no doubt an effort to look as knowledgeable as another in a given conversation, gives up listening and tries with their allotted conversational brainpower to predict the last two (sometimes one when they are feeling lax) words of your sentence. once predicted, they will try to time themselves saying it on top of you doing so, allegedly establishing their knowledge on whatever you're talking about.
No man i tried to talk to him about the sales but every time i would present an idea he showed brazenly how much of an in-two-ruptor he is and then just shook his head and presented his own. guys a fucking tool bag.
by skwerley October 07, 2009
Man, that seventh grader just beat you at an arm wrestling match and at picking up chicks. You got two-ed!
by Frank Rofsherlec April 25, 2007
The phenomenon that occurs during sexual intercourse when the male partner remains erect post ejaculation. Thus, providing another opportunity to ejaculate.
Person 1: Did you already blow your load???
Person 2: Yeah buts it's fine, I had Two In The Chamber, so I'm still good to keep going.
Person 2: Yeah buts it's fine, I had Two In The Chamber, so I'm still good to keep going.
by Criss Cross Apple Sauce September 22, 2021
by sky high October 29, 2008
Normally ranking over 200 pounds. Whenever such person sits down there is normally a "damn" or "hmpphh"
Example of Two-Dividual
Ojay: *Walks in the room and sit down in a seat causing it to creak*
Everybody: "Damn"
Ojay: *Walks in the room and sit down in a seat causing it to creak*
Everybody: "Damn"
by DefineSomeMysteriousGuy March 07, 2023