Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.

Kyle: Ahh! ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.

by cx13 September 22, 2008

Tuna Tank

A girls crotch

by Lula Hoop And Chim October 15, 2003

Tundra Nigger

A slang name for the Inuit (Eskimo).

Those damned Tundra Niggers are crying for more money again. Nothing is ever good enough for them.

by Klu Klux Klaus December 16, 2010

Tuna can penis

A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.

Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"

Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"

Shelly: "gross."

by Tunacanenis July 31, 2011

I-Tuning You Out

when an individual resorts to putting in his/her headphones and connecting to their musical device manufactured by Apple (i.e iPod, iPod nano, iPod mini) when a conversation is boring.

Person 1: "He would rather listen to the Ying Yang twins then listen to me."
Person 2: "That's because you're boring, so he's I-Tuning you out"

by Sydney-Natalie July 20, 2008

Tuna drop

After you dismount from having sex with your partner you then push your partner off the bed onto the floor very quickly

"That was good honey" *The guy shoved her off the bed and she hits the ground with a large thump*

by dex14us August 31, 2005

tuna hammer

a. sexual maneuver in which the male slaps the vulva/vagina with his penis.

b. a nickname for the penis in general.

a. she likes a good "tuna hammer" even more than i do.

b. great weekend; my tuna hammer is sore...

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008