Turkish Thank You

When you're fucking a girl from behind and are about to cum, you pull out and put the tip of your penis on her butthole to finish; some of the ejaculate should run down to her pussy and down her legs

After Charlotte cooked me a particularly good dinner, we had sex and I decided to give her a Turkish Thank You. Her rosebud and lips looked like a lake with a cum waterfall.

by bobojo June 10, 2024

Turkish Mindset

A mindset that only those closely related to a turk can attain. One who has the Turkish Mindset is to be feared. The Turkish Mindset is so powerful that it cannot be properly defined.

Person a: "Hi josh, how are you?"
Josh: "Do not speak to me, you do not have the Turkish Mindset."

by Freaky Mud lover 896 November 12, 2024

Turkish Blanket

When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.

Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there

by Randy Neil November 21, 2024

Turkish garlic knot

When you are cuddling with the boys and you all tie your dicks into a knot. You then use garlic oil as lubricant to undo the knot.

Me and the gang were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.

by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024

Turkish garlic knot

When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.

Me and the boys were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.

by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024

Turkish Dinner Dish

A term used during preparation for the Thanksgiving Holliday in which one’ marinates the shaft of their penis in a mixture of dressing and seasoning overnight in a plastic bag. The penis is then removed from the formula the following morning during fixation of the Turkey. The penis then enters the hole of the turkey and thrusting takes place over and over until climax is completed. Next the penis shall drag all across the top of the turkey to removed excess sauces from the spermal marination combo.

Family Friend: Wow! This turkey tastes amazing! What is the secret ingredient?
Me: I tried a completely new method this year when prepping the turkey. I incorporated the Turkish Dinner Dish!
Family Friend: Amazing!!! I thought the turkey tasted extra salty.

by ProudGateKeeper December 8, 2024

Turkish Rape Skills

The ability and method, derived from Turkey, to rape someone or something.

“Hey man, have you been practicing your Turkish Rape Skills?”

by CheeksLegion December 21, 2024