Halfway down the toaster

Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.

Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"

by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 3, 2022

Professional Bed Tester

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.

I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

by Cpt. Chlamydia March 28, 2023

the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion

Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.

by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016

Toaster

Toaster: noun (plural Toasters) An ethnic slur denoting a Cylon, usually a Centurion, as they resemble 'walking chrome toasters' but can also applied to any other kind of Cylon.

"Fraking Toaster!"

by cyx1105hGr1a August 5, 2008

Salad Tosser

Bush, Dickhead Cheney, Republicans

With the "necessary" war on Iraq for the "WMD" and Saddam's "connection with Osama" who knows what the full extent of the damage these salad tossers would be?

by Stairface Chippendale November 10, 2006

Tennessee Teeter Totter

when a male stands on a teeter totter and the female jumps on the other side and the male ejaculates in the air hoping to hit the female

bill snapped his neck attempting the Tennessee Teeter Totter yesterday on Erica.

by Dmizzle January 10, 2009

toaster bitch

when your toaster burns your food

this toaster bitch burnt my strudel!

by megkris April 28, 2009