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waffle brain

Somebody who is over educated and thinks they know everything all of their knowledge has come from books but they have never had a real life hands on experience with any of their preaching so in reality they don't really know jack shit about anything and they might as well be mentally handicapped
Dude our foreman on this job doesn't know Jack shit about anything what a f****** waffle brain he better go sit his ivy school ass down in his air conditioning Job trailer before he fucks this whole project up
by MyBallzizHot August 22, 2020
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crab waffle

A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.
Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'
by WoRdO_jOe October 23, 2017
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Lord Waffle

Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's
Lord Waffle is lit and cool.
by Jimmy Jhon May 10, 2018
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Sexual Waffles

When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.
"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.
by sheerio1234 May 1, 2016
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Street Waffle

A piece of poop on that has been stepped on, smashing it into the imprint of a shoe sole.
Goddamnit, I just made a street waffle. My shoes are gonna smell like shit all day.
by Kazooble October 10, 2016
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Waffle Flap

A Waffle Flap is the crusty lips of a women Vagina, which normally hang down to a certain point, near the knee area. Are often covered in cream.
WOW sally have fucking big "waffle flaps"
by LaetaWaffleFlaps January 23, 2018
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urinal waffle

When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.
Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes
by Doggledoo December 4, 2020
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