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Honey Horse

When you have anal sex with a girl and after ejaculating into her anus, you pull out and urinate all over her ass/back.
"Dude, last night I was with Chandra and I totally gave her the honey horse...piss everywhere!"
by PSU Kidd March 14, 2009
mugGet the Honey Horsemug.

Sewer Horse

A sewer dwelling horse that is watching you RIGHT NOW.

A sewer horse in my pasture? Well, it's more common than you think.

You will know when a sewer horse is in your prescence. The Sewer horse is a hideous creature,. I will describe the sewer horse to you and you tell me if you've seen it.

The Sewer Horse has black skin and the face resembles a horse. It looks like it would be hanging around a sewer or was born in a sewer because of it's disfigured and abnormal facial features. We call it shitface. It's one of those creatures you feel sorry for and wonder if the mother did crack when she was pregnant with the sewer horse.

The Sewer Horse will have a face that resembles Mr. Ed. Long narrow, bony with bulging mishapen eyes that pop out of the sockets. The mouth will be large with gums exposed and larger teeth.

The Sewer Horse also has hair like a horse would. It resembles straw and is dry to the touch.

If you see this creature stay far away from it and it's minions or you may end up eaten or worse.

The sewer horse likes to watch people and gets angry when they see another who threatens their territory. If threatened the horse will attack so tread carefully.

The sewer horse goes by numerous names including jenny, vay jay jay, straw hair shemale, crack baby, ugly duckling and sewer.
There's a sewer horse dwelling among us and it's hungry.
by e2vs July 1, 2008
mugGet the Sewer Horsemug.

Horse it up

Are you gonna eat that last piece of pizza? Horse it up, baby.
by themaestr01 December 6, 2019
mugGet the Horse it upmug.

Potato Horse

What I was referred to in my 3rd class.
1: Hi POTATO HORSE do you want some smarties?
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)
by Potato Horse November 13, 2017
mugGet the Potato Horsemug.

horse strap

When a girl with large breasts wears a purse or shoulder bag and the strap separates her jugs making them look huge and well defined
Check out that chicks Horse Strap!
by Thomasjay99 September 16, 2015
mugGet the horse strapmug.

bucking horse

U sneak into a horse ranch and sneak up on one(usually female) and you get yo dicky sticky
Hmmmmm hey adam lets sneak into old man melcher's ranch and get some beastiality he hates it when we do the bucking horse to his dog
by owen the pig December 10, 2013
mugGet the bucking horsemug.

The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.
Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.
by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012
mugGet the The Lonely Horsemug.

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