Thomas 

The best droopy nipples you will ever see. Stored with more milk than a pregnant woman in a 3rd trimester. Surprised that lactation hasnt erupted. Thomas is so sexy and plays alot of rugby.

Me: "Thomas, More Milky Pwease :33"
Thomas: "No, Piss off!"

Thomas by fatmotherphucker November 18, 2022

Thomas 

A male name of a train.

-Your parents sure love trains, dont they, Thomas?

-Shut up, im not named after that train.

Thomas by Okbuk27 November 30, 2022

Thomas 

A God-Like man who reaches his true form when referred to as The "Tomasi M" and unleashes his true powers of the MMMMMM. When in the Tomasi M form, he can do anything he sets his mind to.

Tomasi M, racking up the W's - Shaniqua TylerbeansThomas - 1969

Thomas by thembigolporkers December 7, 2022

Thomas 

... if your name is Thomas I don't care I'm not being nice to you. Your head looks like a fucking football and you need to be stopped. A Thomas would be annoying little fucks that just run around like monkeys. Dislike if you want it's the truth. P.s Thomas the Train Engine is the only valid Thomas

"Hey dude did you see Thomas"
"Yeah that guys a fucking wimp"

Thomas by MR. I am right December 29, 2022

Thomas 

Someone with the greatest game you’ve ever seen.

“That guy pulls so hard!”

“I know, he must be a Thomas.”

Thomas by Some random guy was taken January 2, 2023

Thomas 

It’s a laptop with intel core i5 10100, with GeForce graphics card Gforce 4060 Ti, but with 1 bite of memory because HE CANT F****** REMEMBER THAT I LEFT THE SOUP FOR ME AND NOT FOR HIM.

Me: Ima going to eat the soup that I putted in the fridge

Thomas: *Eating the soup*

Me:*Beats the shit out of him*

Thomas by Luk-kuk-puk-suk January 9, 2023

thomas 

big dick energy

thomas has big dick energy

thomas by big dickie thomas February 12, 2023