'thinkin

JUST STRAIGHT IN YOUR BRAIN , SOBER, ''JUST THINKING....YO BUST IT...

Man, I 'thinkin about my daughter!

by DJCOOLRAY November 8, 2017

Thinking Positive

To hope someone tests positive

Alex: Hope said to think positive because she was thinking positive
Also Alex: I hope Charles tests positive for Covid

by APersonWhoHatesCharles July 26, 2020

Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.

Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.

by SpasticTpying June 12, 2012

Fake thinking

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.

Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.

by cul3pr April 2, 2019

Critical thinking

Something Dogecoiners naturally and precociously lack.

Person 1: I am planning on investing all my life savings on a meme coin that is centralized, has no solid stable backing, is non turing complete, techless, unoriginal, forked from an existing project, energy consuming but is a funny meme instead of actually original, innovative and efficient cryptocurrencies.

Person 2: The things you described don't sound good... Try to engage your critical thinking for once.

Person 1: Of course not you silly... I am a Dogecoiner!

by ThomasAAnderson June 21, 2021

crazy ho thinkin

"crazy ho thinkin" is the often irrational or unexplainable behavior exhibited by escorts, strippers, and porn stars.

bitches phone got shut off when she spent all her money on "whatever"; now she can't turn a trick without her phone, that's some crazy ho thinkin'

by LustyMartin August 18, 2010

Think he's better than everybody because he's up

The nickname that your jealous, bitch friends give you when they lose hundreds of dollars in Vegas but you win money.

Me: Hey, what's up A.P.
A.P. : Shut up, John "Think he's better than everybody because he's up" Doe.

by T the Greek January 26, 2009